Story 20: Wishful Purchase

Wishful Purchase

Author: Anonymous

One day, Laojun Li Er had nothing to do, so he sat in Tushita Palace and looked at the wishful hook in his hand. I saw the golden wishful hook flashing and shining, illuminating one scene after another of injustices in the world. He counted with his fingers and realized that it was time for the Yuan Dynasty in the world.

He said in his heart: “There are too many injustices in the world. I can’t finish asking. If you can’t see, you can’t be bothered. It’s better to close your eyes and rest your mind.” Thinking of this, he closed his eyes. As soon as he opened his mouth, the Ruyi Hook in his hand fell to the ground with a crash.

The wishful hook flashed golden light for a few times on the ground, then flew into the air, spun for a while, fell on its head, and flew towards the world. It was midnight at this time. Like a shooting star, Ruyi Hook fell into Dingjiazhuang in Luyi County. Then he bent his head, got into a dilapidated thatched house, and hung it on the second purlin. Moved.

There are two husband and wife in this family. The man’s surname is Ding Mingzheng, forty-two years old; his wife, Mr. He, is one year younger than him and very handsome. He and his wife both moved from the south of the Yangtze River and lived a very hard life.

As we all know, during the Yuan Dynasty, people were divided into four classes: the first class were Mongolians, the second class were Semu people, the third class were Han people, and the fourth class were Southerners. Those powerful people exploited the common people very much. They occupied the common people’s land, forced them to perform labor, and treated them like cattle and horses.

Ten families support an official, and whoever marries a new wife must first spend the night with them. The land of Ding Zheng’s family was occupied by the family of Yanxiong, a high-ranking official.

At this time, Ding Zheng’s wife He was lying on the bed, rolling around in discomfort, with beads of sweat on her face like beans. She had been pregnant for ten months, and the fetus could not be born. In addition, she suffered from hunger all the time, which made her look half like a ghost and half like a human.

At this moment, the wishful hook hanging on the second purlin arched upwards, and a golden light “chi” was seen, disappearing into He’s arms.

“Wow, wow, wow” cried twice, and the child was born from He’s body. The child is white, fat and neat. What makes her different from other children is that she is a bit hunchbacked; she has a funny little curved mustache on her lips; she also wears a bright golden collar around her neck. If you look closely, you will see that it is a small circle made of a wishful hook. This child can talk when he lands, and calls him father and mother.

He can also kick and punch, and he can blow three breaths at the thing in front of him to make it change. What’s even more amazing is that this child turned one year old with just one puff of his eyelids, and after twenty-four puffs of his eyelids in a row, he grew into a twenty-four-year-old young man.

Ding was looking at his precious son and was extremely happy; when he looked back, he saw that his wife, who had just given birth to a baby, had become very young and handsome because of the baby. She was originally very beautiful, but now she became as beautiful as a flower, even more beautiful than a young girl.

The Ding family is a poor family with a broken courtyard. Today, Double Happiness comes to the door. For this reason, Ding Zhengte named his son Double Happiness. This strange thing seemed to have wings and quickly flew across the county.

The next morning, the news reached the home of the big bully Boyan Xiong. They both stared at each other: “Damn! How could Shuangxi be born into a low-class family? I want to marry He as my little wife!”

Yeluwang, Boyanxiong’s chief steward, said, “What’s going on, sir? You can choose your beauty, so why marry a matchmaker?” Boyanxiong said, “I don’t allow a beautiful woman who has rejuvenated her youth to become the wife of a low-class person.”

I want her precious son who is like a fairy to call me his biological father, and I want to get married in an eight-carat sedan chair. I want Shuangxi and Ding Zheng to escort the guests in the sedan chair.

Send the He family to my house, and call Ding Zhengzheng to send me off. My father-in-law, step by step call me a daughter from the He family, and a daughter from Ding Zheng will be married. I will call you mother in double happiness so that I can fight against all the rebels. Wouldn’t it be extremely happy for Boyan Xiong! Hahahaha!”

Yeluwang clapped his hands and cheered: “Very good! Very good!” Then, he said in Yanxiong’s ear: “Hearing is false, seeing is believing. What does the little woman look like? You might as well see for yourself.”

“That’s very good.” Boyanxiong rode a big horse and led his entourage to Dingjiazhuang to watch. When he saw Mr. He, it was as he said. He laughed, rode back home, and said to Yeluwang: “I will marry you tomorrow morning.” Man, please go to the back hall and tell my mother.”

Yeluwang came to the back hall and saw the old lady. This is an old woman in her seventies, with a big green and white face, protruding cheekbones, and fierce eyes. She was full of bad ideas. Boyanxiong did bad things, and many crooked ideas came from her belly.

Yeluwang told his wife what Boyanxiong thought. The old man not only didn’t stop him, but also praised him repeatedly: “That’s great! Marry a strange person as your wife, and a half-immortal and half-prodigy as your grandchildren.

From now on, everyone in my family can become gods and ascend to heaven!” Boyan’s mother and son had made up their mind. Yelu Wang took Goujizi to Ding’s house to inform him. When they saw Ding Zheng, they shouted loudly:

“Ding Zheng, listen! My Mr. Boyan wants to marry your wife He as his concubine. Tomorrow afternoon, he will come with a sedan. You and Shuangxi will escort the guests in the sedan. From now on, you will be my uncle.

Mr. Yan’s father-in-law is having a double wedding tomorrow. When you send your daughter off and worship heaven and earth, you two support the newlyweds. You have to take every step and call her “daughter”. From now on, you must make all preparations and make no mistakes!”

When Ding Zheng heard this, he felt so dizzy that his eyes were so angry that he said loudly: “Who came up with the bad idea?” Yeluwang said: “Why do you ask? If you want to agree, just pay it back. If you don’t agree, the nine clans of the family will be destroyed! It’s a deal and we’ll carry him out tomorrow morning!” After that, he walked away.

Ding Zheng told his wife what happened. He refused. The couple burst into tears.

Luo Guo Shuangxi came over and said, “Don’t cry, you two. We will do as they say.”

Ding Zheng and his wife were very surprised: “Shuangxi, how could you say such a thing?”

“Double Happiness” whispered in Dad’s ear for a while.

On the morning of the next day, a group of people came from Boyanxiong’s house to carry a sedan chair to Ding’s house to get married. They played trumpets, lit cannons, and beat gongs and drums. It was very lively.

The sedan chair landed outside the gate of Ding’s house. Ding Zheng and Shuangxi carried their dressed ladies into the sedan chair. The bride tilted her head and remained silent, with a red hijab covering her head.

Let’s talk about Boyan’s family. Boyanxiong, draped in red with flowers, and with a beard so green that it glowed green, was waiting for his new daughter-in-law to get off the sedan chair and pay homage to the flower hall. He ran from the front yard to the back hall and told his mother to get ready for the head injury.

Suddenly he realized that his mother had disappeared. He was so anxious that he was sweating. He sent people to search everywhere but couldn’t find it. The sedan chair is coming back soon, what should we do? “Maybe Mom is hiding because she doesn’t want to suffer. Hey, don’t worry about her! It’s important to get a wife!”

The sedan chair landed in front of the door, and Ding Zheng and Shuang Xi carried the bride out of the sedan chair. Those who were struggling to get out of the sedan chair and withdrawing the wedding money were so panic-stricken that the new daughter-in-law was crowded like the front of a stage. Boyanxiong was happily squirming around in the crowd, grinning from ear to ear with joy.

Yeluwang presided over the wedding and shouted in a long voice: “First bow to heaven and earth! Second bow to ancestors! Husband and wife bow to each other!”

The groom hurriedly kowtowed, while the new wife stood still on the ground. The maid is here, why not leave? Boyan Xiong said: “If you don’t leave, you will stand here forever!” When he was told to stop, she twisted her buttocks on the ground.

Boyanxiong said: “Good guy, my beauty! You want to play a trick in front of everyone, so why not! I have long wanted to see your pretty little face. If you don’t leave, I won’t enter the bridal chamber first.” Lift the hijab.”

Yeluwang said: “This little lady has a beautiful face! She won’t leave when people see her, birds won’t fly when she sees them, and even a donkey won’t kick her when she sees her. Come on, the new son-in-law will unveil her head in public!” Take the new wife’s hijab and lift it up!

Huh! My good wife! Suddenly a big donkey face with high cheekbones was revealed. It turned out that this new daughter-in-law was Boyan Youlin’s own biological mother! ”

Boyan Xiong was startled, and then his face turned green, red, purple and white from embarrassment.

Looking at the new wife, she laughed loudly.

Little Luo Guo Shuangxi was so happy that he clapped his hands and jumped as high as he could.

How is this going? It turned out that last night, Shuangxi jumped over the wall to Boyanxiong’s house, blew on Boyanxiong’s mother three times, and asked her to turn into the appearance of his mother He. While she was covered in anesthesia as if in a dream, she made her Carry back to your home. Before leaving, he pinched a leaf, blew three breaths, and turned it into the illusion of Boyan Xiong’s mother lying on the bed.

When the maid saw that the “old lady” was not awake, no one dared to shout. Mrs. Ye Ye fell asleep and disappeared automatically when the sedan chair went out to carry people. When Boyan Xiong’s sedan chair landed at the door of Ding’s house, Shuangxi dressed up Boyan Xiong’s numb old lady and covered her head with a red hijab.

After Boyanxiong understood what was happening, he turned purple with anger and called his soldiers to surround Shuangxi and Ding Zheng. He grabbed an iron rod from Yeluwang and beat Ding Zheng to death at once. Shuangxi took off the gold collar around his neck and straightened it into a golden gun. He wielded his golden gun, dashed left and right, and broke out of the encirclement.

Shuangxi pinched a wildflower and blew on it three times to turn it into a golden flower pot. He sat in the pot and flew into the air. Unexpectedly, just after flying more than two feet high, there was a “collapse”! The basin and the person fell to the ground. He didn’t know that once he took off the gold collar around his neck without knowing how to tighten it, he would never be able to fly into the sky again.

Shuangxi fought his last battle and simply fought the enemy to death. He faced the enemy, going back and forth, rushing and blocking, “Push out! Pounce out!” His gun was bloody, and he killed the enemy to death.

Boyanxiong and Yeluwang saw that something was not going well and ran away with their heads in their hands. Shuangxi killed Yeluwang with one shot.

When Boyanxiong saw that Yeluwang was picked to death, he ran faster. Shuangxi chased after him and slashed him three times, turning him into a big fly with gray-white wings and a gray-green belly. His whole body was covered in fur. Except for his head, he still looked like Boyan Xiong. The big fly flew forward in panic, neither fast nor high. Shuangxi held his gun and chased after him.

After chasing after him, Shuangxi thought of an idea, and he rushed forward with multiple guns in his hands! He was so lucky that the golden gun suddenly hit the fly’s butt hole. Shuangxi clapped his hands and laughed for a while. The fly had a gun on his butt and fled in embarrassment.

At this moment, reinforcements from the imperial court arrived and suddenly surrounded Shuangxi on three floors inside and three floors outside. Boyanxiong returned to his original shape, ran over with a gun on his butt and shouted: “Shuangxi, surrender quickly!

Let me tell you, your parents have been beaten to death by us. If you don’t surrender, I will tell you to go and see him like your parents.” King of Hell!” After saying that, he asked people to drag over Shuangxi Niang’s dead body.

Shuangxi jumped up, pulled out the golden gun stuck in Boyanxiong’s butt, and started fighting with the enemy. Kill one group, and another group will come. After all, he was outnumbered, Shuangxi was panting from exhaustion, his face was sallow, and he was about to die in the Ranma camp. “Surrender, Shuangxi! If you surrender, I will spare your life, but if you don’t surrender, I will kill you or turn you into a corpse!”

Boyanxiong raised his knife and shouted, and chopped off a piece of meat from Shuangxi’s shoulder with the knife, and the blood dyed his clothes red. “The people are not afraid of death, so why should they die!”

At the critical moment, a loud shout was heard, and an old man flew up from the sky on purple clouds. This man has white hair and a beard, long eyebrows, and long eyes. It turns out that I have arrived.

I took off my clothes and waved them hard in the air for a while. Suddenly, a storm suddenly rose, blowing sand and rocks. The sky was dark and the earth was dark. Countless magic soldiers fell from the sky, killing Yuan army corpses all over the field, and blood flowed into rivers. Shuangxi took the opportunity and shot Boyanxiong to death.

I fell from the sky, took out the elixir and handed it to Shuangxi, asking him to save his parents.

Lao Tzu said to the resurrected Ding Zheng: “I, Li Er, never kill innocent people. Except for the heinous sinners, the soldiers of the Yuan Dynasty who died just now can all be repaid. Ding Zheng will do justice for heaven in the future.

Now, let me Take the double happiness away.” With a flick of his sleeve, the double happiness turned into a wishful golden hook. He picked up the golden hook, jumped onto the purple cloud, and floated away into the air.

Ding Zheng and his wife thanked God and went to join the peasant uprising.