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I want to be a salted fish, but I was tapped by the empress Chapter 1

I want to be a salted fish, but I was tapped by the empress Chapter 1

God is Luoyang.

Early in the morning, the eunuchs in front of the palace gate were still sweeping, and a carriage that drove out of the palace galloped out towards the current number one general of Datang, Xue Rengui’s Xue Mansion.

Xue Li, don’t sleep! ”

Your majesty will be here soon, get up quickly and follow me to meet your majesty! ”

Remember, don’t talk too much! ”

At this moment, the one who was speaking at the door of the room was the thriving Datang’s first general, Xue Rengui!

In the room, lying on all sides is his brother, Xue Li.

Word: Ren Zhong.

Xue Li is nineteen years old this year, ten years younger than his brother Xue Rengui.

Speaking of this younger brother, Xue Rengui looked helpless. Apart from his pretty handsome appearance, it could be said that there was nowhere to take it, and even to say that it was useless would not be an exaggeration.

Do you want literature, but martial arts? Nor does it work.

The biggest hobby is to sleep in, besides, proficient in fishing, tea, cockfighting, as well. His own backgammon.

Anyway, it is related to play and enjoyment, he is all proficient.

Facing such an ineffective brother, he also felt helpless.

But there is no way, who calls the eldest brother like a father.

So he has been taking care of his brother with all his heart.

Xue Li rubbed his eyes and said impatiently:

Why is that woman here again? Did she fall in love with you, brother? ”

Xue Rengui was shocked suddenly, and hurriedly covered his mouth.

The woman in his mouth” is the female emperor who has just ascended the throne for less than half a year now: Wu Zetian!

Xue Li traveled to this world and discovered that the history of this world was somewhat different from what he knew. For example, the current female emperor was only just thirty years old.

White skin, beautiful, majestic and unparalleled mature woman. Cough, Sister Yu.

Xue Li was shocked when he first learned about this, but now that the crossing has happened, and history has changed a bit, it’s nothing strange.

And Xue Li also awakened a system called the Lying Flat System”.

As the name suggests, as long as you lie flat and maintain the appearance of plain waste wood, you can get various rewards.

So he usually gets up and walks a few steps at most, and then he has fun. Anyway, he can become stronger, so why not do it?

Besides, his elder brother is the No. 1 fierce general of the Tang Dynasty. With his elder brother in the big tree, he hides in the shade of the tree to enjoy the cool, isn’t it fragrant?

It’s so fragrant.

Freeze said! ”

Xue Rengui looked around nervously, then whispered:

Your brother, I never thought about entering the palace, don’t want to mention it again, my majesty and I are innocent, no. ”

Got it! stop! ”

Xue Li stopped his brother’s chatter.

Can’t I get up? ”

Xue Li had to get up reluctantly and slowly put on his clothes.

But Xue Rengui still couldn’t help it, and continued:

Your Majesty has been here three times, but it’s all because of national affairs. The first two times, you either went to fight the cock or go shopping, but you didn’t see it. This time, it happened to be with me. ”

Xue Libai glanced at his eldest brother.

With such hard work, when Li Er was alive, I didn’t realize that you worked so hard and said that you had no ideas?

hehe.

But it’s no wonder that the current female emperor is only thirty years old, and it is the pinnacle of a woman’s appearance.

In Xue Li’s previous life, there are more women who haven’t married at the age of 30.

Moreover, as the most noble woman in the empire, her appearance and figure are naturally well maintained, and she is still in her optimal fertility period.

Completely. You can find a man to stand behind.”

Turn around and talk to the elder brother, men have to be brave.

At this time, a family member came in to report.

Lord, your majesty is here. ”

I see. ”

Xue Rengui glanced at Xue Li, who was already neatly dressed, and said:

Go, follow me to see your Majesty. ”

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At the door of Xue Mansion.

In the carriage with royal carvings and cinnabar curtains, a graceful and imposing woman sits in it. She is now the lord of the empire, the empress Wu Zetian.

Wechat, welcome your majesty! ”

Xue Rengui saluted.

Although Xue Li was a little bit resistant, he didn’t want to embarrass his brother, so he followed suit.

Caomin, welcome your majesty. ”

Hearing the sound, Wu Zetian opened his eyes and walked out of the carriage.

With the help of the maid, he walked down slowly.

Flat body. ”

The voice of the Empress came, and everyone got up.

Xue Li raised his eyes slightly and quietly glanced at the legendary empress.

After all, it’s here. Anyway, let’s see what it looks like.

She is wearing a lavender light tulle dress, like a charming and mysterious mandala flower.

Although it’s just everyday clothes, it has a mysterious taste. It’s hard to hide the grace and luxury in the mystery, and the eyes look like the ocean!

The facial features are impeccable, the skin is like fat, and the eyes are like stars.

And between the eyebrows, there is an emperor’s air, very fierce!

Every move made people feel faint pressure.

But if you look closely, you can see a hint of flattery in it.

[Tsk tusk tusk, it’s pretty, it’s a pity not to go to the filming like this, she deserves to be Wu Meiniang. 】

At this time, Wu Zetian, who had just stepped out of the carriage, suddenly had a trace of surprise in his eyes.

who?

Who is talking?

Her eyes became cold, and there was a trace of murderous aura.

Looking around, she was a little confused again.

No one speaks?

It’s really strange, is it an auditory hallucination?

Just now, she actually heard a voice, calling her Wu Meiniang”?

You know, these three words are her taboo!

It’s fine to talk behind the scenes, who would dare to say in front of her, that the appointment is to court death!

It should be an illusion, who is living well, coming to die in broad daylight?

[Still standing here, whether I can get in or not, I’m so annoyed, this Wu Meiniang is really ink! 】

Wu Zetian was startled suddenly.

here we go again!

No, it’s not an illusion!

Just heard it again!

It’s absolutely true, someone is definitely talking!

Wu Zetian’s face suddenly looked like frost, and he scanned the people present.

Apart from his own guards and the close-knit court ladies, only Xue Rengui and his younger brother Xue Li are the only ones.

Xue Rengui has always been loyal to her liver and courage. She is her most loyal supporter and her most trusted general. It cannot be him.

As for his own guards and the maids, they have traveled many times. Wu Zetian knew very well that they were definitely not talkative.

There was only one person present who she didn’t understand.

so.

Wu Zetian looked at Xue Li coldly.

It’s just strange that I didn’t see him talking, and no one else heard him.

Could it be that what he heard was his heart’s voice?

It seems to be so!

Wu Zetian felt magical.

It’s the first time I’ve seen this kind of strange thing in my life. The voice of the famous dude.

What’s the use of listening to his heart?

Also, this guy, dare to call her Wu Meiniang?

Are you afraid that I will kill him?

Wu Zetian’s face became colder and colder, but this thought passed by in a flash.

At the time of employment, Xue Rengui is the minister who needs to win the most to stabilize his regime. If he kills his younger brother, he will lose Xue Rengui’s support, and he will break his arm above the court.

Wu Zetian would naturally not lose his stomach when he was able to reach this position.

She stopped struggling with this matter, and said to Xue Rengui:

Today is to discuss state affairs with Aiqing. ”

Xue Rengui respectfully said:

Weichen obeyed, please move to the mansion and take a rest first. ”

[Fart’s state affairs, another minister of the court is plotting to rebel, right? Came to my brother and said it was a discussion, didn’t you let my brother lead the guard? Oh, woman. 】

Wu Zetian looked at Xue Li suddenly.

It’s hard to hide the astonishment in the eyes!

This guy.

Actually know the purpose of her coming today?

How can this be!