Beijing No. 1 Pawn Shop.
The pawn shop is actually a pawn shop in the past. The guests use the items as collateral to obtain funds from the pawn shop for turnover. When redeeming the pawn items, you need to add interest according to time. If it is not redeemed as scheduled, the pawnshop will sell the items it mortgaged. Of course, there are also a lot of people who are directly “dangdang”. The meaning of “dangdang” is that they will not be redeemed when they die. Generally speaking, the price of dull items will be slightly higher.
Of course, our story is not to popularize the knowledge of pawn shops, but because the protagonists in our stories are working in the pawn shops, we first introduce the pawn shops.
Judging from the name, Pawn Shop No. 1 should be a relatively high-grade pawn shop. But in fact, this is just a small pawn shop in an alley in Chaoyang District, Beijing. However, Xiang Weimin, the owner of the pawn shop, is an old man in Panjiayuan, so there are usually many people who take antiques to the pawn shop. After all, the average pawn shop does not overestimate the price of antiques.
In the entire pawn shop, from the general manager to the staff, all are Liang Xin, who is an apprentice of Xiang Weimin. Learned with Xiang Weimin for 13 years. In thirteen years, Liang Xian not only learned to identify antique calligraphy and paintings of various dynasties, but he also learned Xiang Weimin’s mastery of counterfeiting.
Whether it is Yan Zhenqing, Liu Gongquan’s calligraphy, Gu Kaizhi, Dong Qichang’s calligraphy or painting, or other famous masters’ paintings, Liang Xinquan can imitate not much from the real. Even if the expert is in the palm of his hand, sometimes he may be fooled by him.
With this skill, Liang Xin should have no worries, but his master Xiang Weimin had an agreement with him when he accepted him as an apprentice, and he was not allowed to leave the school for less than 15 years. Therefore, until now, Liang Xin is only a little person in charge of the No. 1 pawn shop.
It used to be said that July flashover refers to the cool weather, but now in July in Beijing, it is a real mess of “fire flash”. Liang Xian with a black sunglasses leisurely leaned on the rocking chair at the door of the pawn shop to blow the air conditioner, drinking Tieguanyin with a purple sand pot in his hand, humming Mo Ming’s tone in his mouth.
I have to say that lying in a rocking chair with sunglasses in the daytime is a bit of a bag, but in fact Liang Xin’s sunglasses have an extraordinary role. Under the disguise of sunglasses, Liang Xian can blatantly look at the beauties who have passed on and off the road, no one can find it even if he is staring at the sensitive parts of others.
If a beautiful woman passes by the humming tone of Liang Xin ’s mouth, it will sound. If you get close, you can hear clearly. He hummed: “36, 26, 38, this chick is in good shape, just a face. Not really … well, this chick has very long legs, I wonder if it feels different … “
“Hello boy, are you a pawn shop here?”
Suddenly a voice interrupted Liang Xian’s daydreaming about beauty. Liang Xian pulled down his sunglasses and looked at the fat, fat man in front of him. The fat man’s tone of voice was very polite. While talking again, he kicked Liang Salary with his foot.
Liang Xin stretched out his left hand and pointed out: “Isn’t it a pawn shop who doesn’t look at the signboards? I’m not your father, I’m not obliged to teach you how to read.”
“Oh! Are you scolding people?” The fat man was angry.
Liang Xin simply took the sunglasses off, carefully looked at the fat man’s facial features, and said, “Thank you. You don’t say that I really don’t know what I scolded, I always thought that What about pigs? “
“I. Fuck, your kid is tickling and looking for a fight, isn’t it?”
Liang Xin’s right foot blocked the fat man’s hand, and his left foot quickly kicked out and kicked the fat man’s ass on the ground. Hearing “cluck!”, The fat man quickly took out the black brie in his right hand, and saw that a thing like a seal was broken into two pieces.
The fat man shouted angrily: “You broke my jade seal, you pay!”
Liang Xian glanced at the fat man’s so-called “Yu Xi”. At first glance Liang Xian was careless, and soon Liang Xian glanced at the second glance.
Liang Xian’s eyebrows flicked, and a pair of casual looks looked like: “What a jade seal, isn’t it a broken stone. Hey, I said, if you want to touch the porcelain, you should go further. The young man is anxious and the young man beats your mother to dare not recognize you. “
“You …” The fat man wanted to get angry, but Liang Zhi’s previous two shows that he had a weak skill. The fat man did not have the confidence to completely restrain Liang salary, and the fat man didn’t know what to do for a while.
Liang Xian waved his hand and said, “Eh, I said you should leave as soon as possible, don’t pester me at the door, I still have to do business.”
“You … you smashed my jade. If you don’t pay me, I won’t leave today.” The fat man sat on the ground with a firm look, and he seemed determined to fight Liang Xian for a protracted battle.
Liang Xin was dumbfounded. “Hey, I said, how can you be like this? Go away, or I’ll really start.”
Liang Xian squeezed his sleeves, the fat man’s neck shrank, and Qiang Zi said: “If you don’t lose money, I won’t go to death.”
“You …” Liang Xian pointed angrily at the fat man with his index finger, and finally swallowed that anger violently: “It’s a good deal to say I’m afraid of you. I’ll pay you two thousand dollars and you’ll leave me immediately.”
“Two thousand dollars? Not enough for me to lose half an hour, at least ten thousand.”
“Three thousand, do you want it or not.”
“Eight thousand, one point less.”
“Four thousand, if you ask me for more than one cent, I will call the police, and I will see if you can walk.”
“Four thousand …” The fat man reached out after thinking for a while: “Take the money.”
Liang Xian took the wallet out of his ass pocket and took the money. While counting the money, Liang Xian said: “Damn, today I ’m bad luck today. I sold a broken stone for 4,000 yuan. You put that stone for Lao Tzu, we stand I can only give you money after a letter. “
“You’re so troublesome … well, hurry up. I’m still anxious to go back and read the book.” The fat man shouted impatiently.
Liang Xian took the pen to write the letter. The fat man signed the letter crookedly on the letter, and Liang Xian gave him the money. After counting it, the fat man ran quickly with money, and a student was afraid of Liang Xin’s regret.
Liang Xian put the broken piece of “Jade Seal” left by the fat man at hand. After about a minute or two, Liang Xian put his head out of the shop and looked at it. Seeing no trace of fat, Liang Xian hurried back to the store and closed the door, then carefully held the “broken stone” he just said into the dark room of the store.
The dark room is larger than the pawnshop’s pavement. Liang Xian and Xiang Weimin usually made fakes here. The whole dark room is filled with all kinds of calligraphy and painting antiques, jewelry and ancient jade. However, only Liang Xin and Xiang Weimin can tell the difference.
After entering the dark room, Liang Xin sat at a long pear wood table and turned on the lights to watch the jade seal that had been broken in half. After watching it for about five or six minutes, Liang Xian lifted his left leg and patted hard, screaming: “My mother, this is really such a thing, legs and legs, how can you be so cheesy? Going to kick the dead fat man? Your foot is worth at least one hundred million, one hundred million. That one hundred million saw you for a piece of pure gold. “
Liang Xian sighed for a long time, then took out his mobile phone weakly and made a call to Master Xiang Weimin. After Xiang Weimin connected the phone, Liang Xian’s first sentence was: “Old man, I have received a piece of treasure from you.”
“How strange? Is Heshibi not strange? If the things you taught me are not fake, I think the square jade in my hand is Heshibi.”
“Don’t worry, old man, take two heart medicines first and listen to me. I collected this thing as a child with a leg, and kicked it with one foot. It broke into two pieces.”
“What? Liang Gou Dan, I. Fuck. The eighteenth generation of your ancestor …”
Xiang Weimin’s voice came directly from the receiver of Liang Xin’s mobile phone, and it did not dissipate for a long time. Liang Xin had expected Xiang Weimin to do this. He pulled the phone away early, otherwise the eardrums might have been bleed by shock.
“Forget it, I don’t even know where my ancestor’s grave is buried. You can’t find the Lord if you fuck.”
After saying this, Liang Xian quickly hung up the phone. When he stretched out his hand to take the Heshibi again, Liang Xian said, “Ouch,” and he bleeds his finger at the tear of Heshibi.
When Liang Salary didn’t have time to retract his fingers, a strong suction force was sent out of the Heshibi, and a strong warm current was directly introduced into Liang Salary’s body along the fingers of Liang Salary.
Slowly, Liang Xian felt that his eyelids were getting heavier and he finally fell asleep on the pear wood table.
In his sleep, Liang Xinmeng saw the wife of Liu honest family in Hutong. Liu Ruoshi is also an old man in Panjiayuan. He looks pretty bad but his family is still honest. Three years ago he married a wife who was 13 years younger than him. The woman tweeted … whoever saw it would drool.
The breasts, waist, and thin buttocks are neglected. The key face is also beautiful. The skin is whiter and tenderer than the tofu brain under the bridge that day.
In the dream, Liang Xin encountered the initiative of his wife, honestly seduce Liu, seeing his wife’s clothes getting less and less, and finally even naked. Liang Xin felt that his heart was coming out of his throat when he was preparing to move further.
The cold feeling came, and Liang Xian woke up.
Realizing that this was a dream, Liang Xin sighed regretfully: “Alas … pity … pity …”
Just as Liang Xinghui sighed with a thump in his chest, a knock on the door rang and only heard the loud shouting outside the door: “Xiaofuzi, the father-in-law who has issued the monthly payment has already started to send money. But no one waits. “
“Xiaofuzi? Qiangonggong? Monthly example?” Liang Xian frowned for a long time. Suddenly a faint feeling came from his brain, and various memories and information were transmitted as Liang Xin’s brain.
Liang Xin was shocked. He suddenly found that he had traveled to the Northern Song Dynasty and five years, and became a little eunuch Xiaofuzi in the Royal Palace Pharmacy.
According to Xiaofuzi’s memory, the most dangerous category of all the eunuchs in the eunuch palace in the Royal Pharmacy. Because their duty is to taste all the medicines used by the concubines and the emperor in the palace, and try to send them to the emperor and those concubines after they are non-toxic.
There is a saying in the Chinese medicine that the medicine is three-point poison. In Xiaofuzi’s memory, there are not ten eunuchs in the royal pharmacy that can survive the three-year rotation period.
Liang Xin was crying with a sad face, and suddenly he remembered and quickly opened his pants and looked at it. After seeing the little brother who was still there, Liang Xian breathed a long sigh of relief, and said to himself: “Fortunately, this one is still there, and it is fully functional. . “